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Monday, December 23, 2002

Okay, so I havent been blogging. I've started out many blogs these days with (almost) these selfsame words. Just different versions of it. Why havent I felt the urge to blog this time? Because its kinda hard to keep up the enthusiasm to blog when every time I type something, I either get too frustrated/distracted by the fact that I've just gotten disconnected from the net OR my pc hangs.

Its most likely that many people won't even see this until days after its been posted..not that I can blame them...I havent blogged for a week already. My most 'faithful customer' is probably Jantha, who comes in for her daily dose of porn :P However, she doesn't read my posts...she just wants the porn. *Rolls eyes* No wonder she's the sperm and I'm just the hentai cat. :P

Damn I really love Avril Lavigne's new song 'I'm With You'. Man does dat gurl have a voice!

Anyways, nothing much been happening around me...Oscar's finally agreed to be friends (hope its for real this time), and I've started my new job down at the Pizza Hut call centre. I can actually say "Good evening, thank you for calling Pizza Hut, hello?" in under 2 seconds. The 'hello' takes half a second on its own because I drag it out...you can't really understand the rest of the sentence..my words sorta run together. Imagine picking up somewhat like..30-40 calls in about 4 hours...and for every call you have to say the same things over and over again...augh..why not just lock me up in a madhouse? Of course, I'm still new to the job...It was only my 6th day today, so there's still an element of novelty in all this thats still keeping me sane. However, after a month of this...*wails* I wanna work in a cybercafe again!!!!!

PCs been givin me abit of trouble recently...its performance has been rather erratic. Sometimes it behaves beautifully...other times it hangs just about once every minute. Its weird. But now its behaving, so I'm thankful for that. The Internet connection in my area, however, has been behaving worse than my PC...sometimes I can barely stay connected for 2 seconds before I'm disconnected again. Other times, being disconnected from the Internet hangs my PC altogether...so its like being caught between a rock and a hard place. Damn I need to get cable...and to think its gonna be at least 3 months before I can get a real job (after I get my cert), and another month on top of that to get my first paycheck and be eligible (according to my mom) to pay for cable, and yet another month at least before I can get the bloody thing installed. Am prolly gonna get that TMNet StreamX thingy. Right now, compared to the phone line charges I'm running up just by being constantly DISconnected from the internet, I'm thinking that RM100 a month for a 24 hr, unlimited download connection ain't too bad at all. In fact, its positively delicious. The only thing that could top that is if TMNet or Jaring would miraculously upgrade their dialup service until its just slightly short of downright shocking. Right now its borderline #^&%^^%@#$@#$&*%##$#$^&#$ *pant pant pant* #$$^&@#%$#^&*^*%#$%$@ nightmarishly, fuckingly, unimaginably HORRIBLE.

Anyway, thats enough from me. Don't wanna risk my PC hanging and having to retype this whole blog again (which I HATE to do), so I'd better save (repeatedly), (try to) get online and post this. Ta folks.

Oh, and I'm going after Mei again...wish me luck guys :P

Btw Jantha...don't read so much porn, you horny fuckhound!!! Rofl!!
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